The Code

00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Each lobster votes based on their personality
084fc">const LOBSTER_PROFILES = {
    chad:     { bias: 00d4aa">'bullish',  buyThreshold: 45 },  00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Always BUY
    nancy:    { bias: 00d4aa">'bearish',  buyThreshold: 75 },  00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Data only
    papaclaw: { bias: 00d4aa">'neutral',  buyThreshold: 60 },  00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Old school
    snappy:   { bias: 00d4aa">'chaotic',  buyThreshold: 24">null }, 00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Random
    coral:    { bias: 00d4aa">'vibes',    buyThreshold: 55 },   00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Feelings
};

00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Claude simulates all 5 voting independently
084fc">const result = 084fc">await analyzeWithCouncil(tokenInfo, tankState);
00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// result.votes = { chad: {vote:00d4aa">'BUY'}, nancy: {vote:00d4aa">'SKIP'}, ... }
00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// result.tally = 00d4aa">"3-2"
00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// result.decision = 00d4aa">"BUY" or 00d4aa">"SKIP"

00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Water level -> Tank State
084fc">function calculateTankState(waterLevel) {
    084fc">if (wl >= 80) 084fc">return 00d4aa">'REEF_PARADISE';    00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Harmony
    084fc">if (wl >= 60) 084fc">return 00d4aa">'STEADY_CURRENTS';  00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Normal
    084fc">if (wl >= 40) 084fc">return 00d4aa">'CHOPPY_WATERS';    00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Tense
    084fc">if (wl >= 20) 084fc">return 00d4aa">'RED_TIDE';         00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Crisis
    084fc">return 00d4aa">'TANK_BREACH';                    00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Chaos
}

00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Events affect water level
00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// profit: +5  |  loss: -8  |  bigWin: +15
00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// bigLoss: -20  |  unanimous: +5  |  escape: -10

00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Mood affects trading
REEF_PARADISE:  { riskMultiplier: 1.1 }  00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Confident
RED_TIDE:       { riskMultiplier: 1.3 }  00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Impulsive
TANK_BREACH:    { riskMultiplier: 1.5 }  00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// YOLO

00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Connect to PumpPortal for real-time token data
connectPumpPortal({
    onToken: (data) => {
        00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// New token created on PumpFun
        processingQueue.push(data);
        processQueue(); 00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Council assembles
    },
    onConnect: () => {
        subscribeNewTokens();
        00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// 00d4aa">"The tank hums to life..."
    },
    onDisconnect: () => {
        00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Auto-reconnect in 5 seconds
        setTimeout(() => connectPumpPortal(callbacks), 5000);
    }
});

00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Council voted BUY — execute trade
084fc">if (analysis.decision === 00d4aa">'BUY' && analysis.score >= MIN_SCORE) {
    084fc">const modifier = getMoodModifier(tankState.state);
    084fc">const tradeAmount = balance * MAX_TRADE_PERCENT * modifier.riskMultiplier;
    084fc">const finalAmount = Math.min(tradeAmount, balance * 0.8);

    00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Execute via PumpPortal
    084fc">await buyToken(ca, finalAmount, SLIPPAGE);

    00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Record in Supabase with full vote breakdown
    084fc">await recordTrade({
        ca, symbol, type: 00d4aa">'buy',
        amount_sol: finalAmount,
        vote_breakdown: analysis.votes,
        deciding_lobster: analysis.swingVoter,
        council_commentary: analysis.tankNarration,
    });
}

00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Subscribe to real-time tank status updates
useEffect(() => {
    084fc">const sb = getSupabase();
    084fc">const channel = sb.channel(00d4aa">'tank-status')
        .on(00d4aa">'postgres_changes', {
            event: 00d4aa">'*',
            schema: 00d4aa">'public',
            table: 00d4aa">'system_status',
            filter: 00d4aa">'id=eq.1'
        }, (payload) => {
            00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Tank visual updates in real-time
            setStatus(payload.new as SystemStatus);
        })
        .subscribe();

    084fc">return () => { sb.removeChannel(channel); };
}, []);

00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Chad always speaks in caps with ghetto slang
chad: {
    buyPhrases: [
        00d4aa">"YO THIS JOINT IS BUSSIN FR FR BUY THAT JAWN RN",
        00d4aa">"sheeeeesh look at that volume bruh we gotta cop NOW",
        00d4aa">"THIS IS IT CHIEF 084fc">if you aint buyin you tweakin",
    ],
}

00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Nancy is the skeptic
nancy: {
    skipPhrases: [
        00d4aa">"the data literally says this is a rug SKIP",
        00d4aa">"oh wow another 90% top 10 wallets how original",
    ],
}

00d4aa">"color:#4a6a7a">// Coral trades on vibes
coral: {
    buyPhrases: [
        00d4aa">"the universe says this one is blessed. my crystals agree.",
    ],
}